StainPastor!

I’ve got an issue

With Binney and Smith.

They messed with my laundry

And gave me a fit.

Three little crayons

Was all it took:

Tucked in Tim’s pocket

And I failed to look.

Into the washer

Then into the dryer

Crumbled and tumbled,

The results were dire.

I opened the door

And pulled out a towel.

Behold, the blue blotches!

Then Tim heard me howl.

We soon surmised

That he was the culprit.

His first big boo-boo

Since he left the pulpit.

Now we’re dressing like hippies

And looking quite weird

The next thing you know

He’ll be growing a beard.

So I’ve learned a lesson:

To avoid this quandary…

Check all his pockets

Before I do the laundry!

Copyright 2019 by Kate Carpenter