WHALE JOKES

 

What do whales eat? Fish and ships.

 

What do whales like to chew? Blubber gum!


What do you call a baby whale? A little squirt!

 

What did the shark say to the whale? What are you blubbering about?


How are a dog and a marine biologist alike? One wags a tail and the other tags a whale.

 

Why did the whale cross the road? To get to the other tide!


What do you call a pod of musical whales? An orcastra!

 

Who fixes the whale’s teeth? An orca-dontist.

 

What kind of whale flies?  A Pilot Whale

 

Where do whales go to get weighed?  At a Whale-Weigh Station

 

What’s Moby Dick’s favorite TV show? The Whale of Fortune

 

What did the robber say when he pointed his gun at the whale?  Breach for the sky!

 

What did Little Whale’s mommy tell him when he was having trouble learning how to breach?  Keep trying, Little Squirt!  When there’s a whale, there’s a way!

© 2013 Copyright Kate Carpenter 

All Rights Reserved