What do whales eat? Fish and ships.
What do whales like to chew? Blubber gum!
What do you call a baby whale? A little squirt!
What did the shark say to the whale? What are you blubbering about?
How are a dog and a marine biologist alike? One wags a tail and the other tags a whale.
Why did the whale cross the road? To get to the other tide!
What do you call a pod of musical whales? An orcastra!
Who fixes the whale’s teeth? An orca-dontist.
What kind of whale flies? A Pilot Whale
Where do whales go to get weighed? At a Whale-Weigh Station
What’s Moby Dick’s favorite TV show? The Whale of Fortune
What did the robber say when he pointed his gun at the whale? Breach for the sky!
What did Little Whale’s mommy tell him when he was having trouble learning how to breach? Keep trying, Little Squirt! When there’s a whale, there’s a way!